Funny Package Instructions

Well, it looks like it isn't necessary to have any common sense anymore. Read some actual instructions on the labels of consumer goods.

Hairdryer

Do not use while sleeping.

Food Processor

Not to be used for other uses.

Peanuts

Warning: Contains nuts.

Airline Packet of Peanuts

Instructions: Open packet. Eat nuts.

Iron

Do not iron clothes on body.

Christmas Lights

For indoor or outdoor use only.

Bar of Soap

Use like regular soap.

Sleep Aid

Warning: May cause drowsiness.

Frozen Dinner

Serving Suggestion. Defrost.

Bread Pudding

Product will be hot after heating.

Superman Costume

Wearing: This garment does not make you able to fly.

Corn Chips

You could be a winner. No purchase necessary. Details inside.

Children's Cough Medicine

Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medicine. (When did we lower the driving age?)

Tiramisu Dessert

Printed on the bottom: Do not turn upside down.

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